ACCUSED: Before I make my plea, can I ask wat is d maximum punishment 4 bigamy, your Honor?
JUDGE: Two mothers-in law!
ACCUSED: Diyos ko po! NOT GUILTY, your Honor!
(received from Emil)
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What is the
definition
of the
word
IMPOTENCE?
It is nature's
way of saying
NO HARD FEELINGS!
(received from Emil)
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2 men drinking:
MAN1; Pre, bkt hnggng ngyn, wla ka pa rin Jowa? tngnan m ko, nkakailan n. wala ka ban ntitipuhan?
MAN2: (blushed) Meron pare. Manhid ka lng!.
(received from Ted)
corny huh??????!!!!!
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Hi, I'm Tom . . .
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Hello po!
dito naman ako sir tom hehehe ^__^
hi…nice blog
I’m in the office and I’m taking a nap!
hii cool blog..nice topics too..can we xchang links??
no more recent post? kip us posted. hintayin ko. gandang gabi. 
hi sir tom, may i have your new blog link so that i can link you back in return.
long time no see sir tom, how r u po. belated po pala hehehe its been a long time since nung first time maintroduce ung blogging with me from u.
Hi Sweetheart!
hey sir tom! no recessions on ads yet? hehe.. dami mo pa rin pong ads ah.. hehe. cheers!
hello kuya tom! have a great weekend! ^_^
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echusmee!!! Nagbabalik!!! winks*
happy easter sir tom
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Sir Tom long time no see, my another tribute pala ako sayo just check my blog na lang, see you there. ^__^
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haha, i actually like the first one! keep on posting.
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