ACCUSED: Before I make my plea, can I ask wat is d maximum punishment 4 bigamy, your Honor?
JUDGE: Two mothers-in law!
ACCUSED: Diyos ko po! NOT GUILTY, your Honor!
(received from Emil)
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What is the
definition
of the
word
IMPOTENCE?
It is nature's
way of saying
NO HARD FEELINGS!
(received from Emil)
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2 men drinking:
MAN1; Pre, bkt hnggng ngyn, wla ka pa rin Jowa? tngnan m ko, nkakailan n. wala ka ban ntitipuhan?
MAN2: (blushed) Meron pare. Manhid ka lng!.
(received from Ted)
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